I ran out of TP - could have predicted it!

I ran out of TP - could have predicted it!

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Topic: I ran out of TP - could have predicted it!

topic by
TheAZCowBoy
8/14/2002 (7:12)

So I ran out of charmin today.

So, like the loyal Arabist that I am, I went the traditional Arab route and used my left hand to get the 'smear' thing going down between my old Arizona ass-cheeks.

But you know what happened? While I was sliding my left hand up and down scooping my own excrement, I discovered where I had stashed my old copy of Mein Kampf! It was up in there, right next to Nasser's famous 1953 autobiography (a signed limited edition first-printing, no less) and a copy of the PLO's covenant, you know the one, that predicates Palestinian political identity on the destruction of Israel?

So you see, things have a way of working themselves out. With the not-so-pleasant, life has it's own rewards, and I may stink like a ripe bedouin now, but I'm a happy camper. YEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

reply by
TheAZCowBoy
8/14/2002 (11:05)

My friend Rifaat took this picture of me while I was in Dubai, and I had just finished wiping myself in the Arab manner, as I mentioned above, with my left hand.

Check it out at http://two.guestbook.de/gb.cgi?gid=17373&prot=&

reply by
TheAZCowBoy
8/14/2002 (11:07)

I forgot to mention, scroll down (if you have to) to post #53078 to see performing personal hygiene like a real bedouin.

YEEEEHAAAAAAAA!!!!

reply by
TheAZCowBoy
8/14/2002 (11:32)

Dear JJ ( Jewish Jerk ), I know how much my posts bother you low life paraste LEECHES, why else would you retaliate with such incessant fury? But then, the truth always hurts those unprepared to hear it, da?

But, let's face it--if you hadn't been pushing the 'Holocaust' and the 'Holocaust Industries' like fiends for almost 6 decades the world would have forgotten all about you social misfits decades ago.

For millenniums you have suffered the consequences of anger and vengence in the hands of those that you have infected like some African Ebola virus with your presence and dishonesty and I see that in the new millennium your 'popularity' continues to grow expotentially, Hahahaha.

And if there was any doubt as to why your perpetual bad luck with the people of this planet, the past 23 months of the Palestinian intifada you murderers and thugs have shown the world how right life has been in making you pay for your CHUTZPAH with your blood and now with your continuing sins against your own G-D and his 10-commandments things can only get worse for your ilk!

You have lived all of your lives as the worshippers of the golden calf ( money ) and for this you have been damned by your creator to live the life of pariah's and outcasts forever more!

~TheAZCowBoy~

Pssst, some advice for you Zionist blood sucking LEECHES thieves and perpetual parasites:

'It is better to suffer the loss of a dishonest gain--one brings pain for the moment--the other for a life time!'

SIEG HEIL!

reply by
TheAZCowBoy
8/14/2002 (14:42)

I'm also very, very GAY and you can't hopld that against me, pardner.

In fact, why not git on yer horse and ride on over here fer some ass-bending butt-fucking, Arizona-style.

You may bleed a little, but it's worth it. Trust me, I KNOW.

~TheAZCowBoy~

reply by
Dissident
8/15/2002 (24:52)

hmmm. and there is that particularly jewish fascination with excrement.