Breaking News: The New York Times Thinks You're Stupid
I've got some earth-shattering news to report from The New York Times: Hillary Clinton is thinking of running for president. Okay, take a breath, because that's not all. Apparently, according to the super-secret sources of Serious Political Reporter Patrick Healy, she's even been having meetings with other Democrats to discuss her run. Yes, that is pretty much the entirety of the news found in this 1,327 word Times/Clinton '08 press release/news story. Each graph is more ridiculous and redundant than the last, and, as I read it, I found myself having the same thoughts as when I hear a Bush press conference: Does he really think we're that stupid? Is there no adult supervision? If newspapers cease to exist, it will be because of articles like this.